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This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

Try To Say Penis Louder Than Me I Dare You! For those who lose a bit of *immature* fun, and laugh at any mention of "penis," I'm right there with you.

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still worshipping satan. I am the World Champion of Satanism; I am a most devilish bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Satanism World Champion!

Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still hopping... froggies are the cutest, and they've already won 2021. Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you frog lover!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still lifting weights... I am the World Himbo Champion; I am the most gentle of giants, soft of mind, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Himbo World Champion!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... too anxious to ever appear in front of any crowd whatsoever. I am the World Anxiety Champion; I am the most anxious bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design.

The eyes to be weary of, so why not wear a tee with a bunch of them all over? It makes sense - Or not. horror anime manga comics comic cartoon animes cartoons mangaka sanpaku eyes white eye pupil scary.

The eyes to be weary of, so why not wear a tee with a bunch of them all over? It makes sense - Or not. aesthetic mood trippy artist illustration art junji ito tik tok scary.

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

Show off your pride with these adorable designs featuring big fluffy, and colorful cats! Great for cat lovers who want to share their pride in a beautiful, artistic way!

Show off your pride with these adorable designs featuring big fluffy, and colorful cats! Great for cat lovers who want to share their pride in a beautiful, artistic way!

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

Bounce those veggies around, it's a party!

Booties that are so fine, it's sure to make people cry when they walk on by ;)!

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Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Brachiosaurus's got Hella Neck Game, if you know what I mean *wink wink* watch out, this dinosaur is coming through to steal ya mans with their long neck game. Got that brachiosaurus head (& neck) for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

They say you are what you eat. ;-) Squint your eyes and you'll see that there's more to these fruits than what meets the eye.

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

She's the sailor-drowning punk siren that will rock harder than a hurricane! This twist on the classic siren includes a punk mohawk, sleeves of old-school sailor tats, and a ferocious fish friend that might chew your hand off. Don't mess with this sassy siren or you'll get cursed at like a sailor!

Panthers, knives, & cherries! Oh my! If you're a lover of getting zapped, or are an adorer of the art form of tattooing; this design if for you!

When you've had a long day or you simply want to treat yourself, it's Frog-a-Rita time somewhere! Perfect for lovers of amphibians and fruity drinks.

Get trippy with this crunchy, glitchy pixel art design that calls back to a time when tvs would sometimes have spooky color splashes with long tones over them.

Whether you're witchy, gay, or both -- this design is perfect for your inner flame! Light a candle and put on some queer music, you've had a long day.

What's that far in the woods, creeping around on two long legs? Why it's those long, lovable, walking pants! The Fresno Nightcrawlers! Show off your love for these cute Cryptids with this Fresno Nightcrawlers pattern neck gaiter!

What's that far in the woods, creeping around on two long legs? Why it's those long, lovable, walking pants! The Fresno Nightcrawlers! Show off your love for these cute Cryptids with this Fresno Nightcrawlers pattern neck gaiter!